Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Sysadmin shower.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Yes, Reddit moderators work like any other moderators in any other online community. They ban whatever they want.

Stop covfefeing…

Red. Krasnov is a derivative from “krasnyi” – red.

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

Money of course.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

US Emerges a Biggest Laser

What?!

US Emerges as Biggest Loser

Oh, ok…

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

Interesting word. Russia is also claiming that they are “liberating” something in Ukraine.

Liberate the US from Trump and his cronies.