Fetal alcoholism awareness.

He’s top cop, that means he’s gotta be home to beat his wife in time.

Us census would say Mediterranean and Middle Eastern are white.

White seems to be translating to “those whose ancestors we actually teach about in the west” and then the rest.

So Mexicans are white because Spain decided to force them into history.

We later learned this lesson and rather than invading, we shipped the people over to us for the next big conquest…

Good. Hope everyday he falls. It can remind him of where he will sit in history. On the ground with the rest of the shit.

.ml user. Just ignore; Their parents did.

And a dead CEO. Take your wins where you can, it’s almost fascist season.

Plants, like frat boys, are just trying to plant seeds far and wide. Birds help with that, in the plants case.

Go in side ways.

Me paying my taxes has me certainly conflicted. Does that count?

Just pick this up and put it into a tub. Now they’re all full. Take that math!

Raw milk is silly…but also, now are the banned cheeses unbanned? Probably not cazu whatever the fuck, the Sardinian maggot cheese but there’s stuff like brie, but raw, that’s apparently yummy.

They’re trying to sound way smarter than they are. All that work with a thesaurus and yet they started their sentence with a fucking conjunction.

How can people forget about Suriname? Don’t they often hyphenate?

So, who wants to plan the next presidential assassination?

Hollywood circle jerk movie from a couple Oscar awards ago