Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

3 clicks to Hitler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jim_Jones

1 click to Hitler, that was easy

https://en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ado lf_Hitler (don’t know why I feel the need to post that one)

Already here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson

2 clicks to Hitler. You can’t go wrong via the Catholic Church.

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

In my case it’s just half a Euro

It’s $0.551 even!

Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

Yes, but after some beer and shots too you shouldn’t text your ex or write whatever that headline is.

Snack! Snack time, Trevor!

Man eat bird
Man use leaf for wipe
Man fight with stone

Man win!

That’s like… a lot. I bet he’s sweating black sweat from his forehead right now.

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖