What I’m curious is what kind of ball are you shaped like?
A golf ball? With divots all over your skin? A basketball? Just round? A baseball? With stitches all over your skin like later years Chucky? A football? Are you Stewie Griffen? Testicles? Wait, are you saying your whole body is one big testicle? Oh my god, the Iron Shiek wasn’t speaking broken english! He was just talking about you!!! “I hit him right in the ball this big!”
My cat had a very different approach. Her approach was “FEED ME NOW, HUMAN!!! AND IF YOU TOUCH ME WHILE I AM EATING, I WILL MURDER EVERYONE IN A 5 MILE RADIUS!!!”
Then she’d get done eating, and be a lovely sweet angel again. Now that the food horror is over…for now…
Well what ends up happening is some company will have a CEO.
He’ll make all the stupid decisions. But they’re only stupid from everybody ELSES perspective.
From his perspective, he uses AI, tanks the companies future in the chase of large short term stock gains. Then he gives himself a huge bonus, leaves the company, gets hired somewhere else, and gets to say “See how that company is failing without me? That’s because I bring value to the brand.”
So he gets hired at the neeeext place, meanwhile that first company is failing because of the actions of a CEO no longer employed there, and whom bailed because he knew what was coming.
These actions aren’t stupid. They’re plotted corruption for the benefit of one.
…now I want to open 10 different calanders at once. In different colors. But only use the pink one. I’ll close the other 9, and grumble “GOD DAMN COMPUTER!!! WHY DON’T THEY FIX THIS SHIT???”
And again…only use the pink one.
grabs popcorn
UFC is over rated.
My first computer was 33htz. Ran Windows 3.1. And Warcraft 2.
So yeah. The perfect computer.
Why do I never understand memes?
Why is Kanye West operating a lie detector test with tubes of science juice?
Ok. Batman Forever introduced Bat Nipples. Two guys. Nipples on full display.
In 1997 I was 13. Huge crush on the girl from Clueless.
So imagine my excitement when I found out that Batman & Robin was coming out. It had even BIGGER more PROMINANT Bat nipples. AND it cast Alicia Silverstone as Bat Girl!!!
Batman had Bat Nipples.
Robin had Bat Nipples.
Batgirl had…WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NIPPLES??? I’M 13 IN PUBERTY, AND I FULLY EXPECT TO SEE CONSISTANTCY IN MY BATMAN MOVIES WHEN IT COMES TO ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND HER NIPPLES!!!
Now, 28 years later, and I’m fairly sure Alicia Silverstone has never done nudity in any movie.
Same thing with Christina Applegate.
What is it with my teenage crushes keeping their clothes on??? Nowadays, if you even take a private nude selfie, and are famous, hackers somehow release the photos in 10 seconds.
WHY COULDN’T THAT BE TRUE IN THE 90S??? I mean, I guess atbleast we got Drew Barrymore.
Doctors after my scan: “Oh my god! I’ve never seen such an old brain! This man must be 163 years old! He must be under a lot of stress to have aged so much!”
“I’m 41…”
That dreaded taskbar strikes again!
I’d love to have seen his reaction. He either appologized 1000 times and felt stupid, OR he got angry and threatened the IT guy for making him look stupid.
There is no inbetween.
I don’t understand a single thing about this. What is that thing? Why does he have a chefs hat? Why is there a tiny bowl of lettice? Why the name Dennis?
All of this is totally random to me…
…I think you’re describing either depression, or masochism.
I’m sexy and I know it!
music kicks in
Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”
And all the blogs died.
It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”
So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!
Ian Malcolm? I thought you were fictional!
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I mean…yes? Physics are involved for sure.
Automatic upvote for Jurassic Park.
This is why I never sit down. Not even to poop. I just stand above the toilet, and hope it goes in.
Sometimes it does!
This is the fog version of “No Sex in the Champaign Room”.
…I swear I’m the only one who remembers that.