Chiropractic has its benefits. The problem is that you can’t make a living if all you are doing is the few things that chiropractic works for. That’s why they have to make all kinds of spectacular claims about the benefits and rope you into 6 months of twice a week visits.

The Dr I went to as a kid was an MD and had a chiropractic license. He was able to reset my rib when it got knocked out from being shoved between the seats on the school bus.

You could if you had faith in yourself. My momma always said “Jeff, you could do anything you want if you weren’t so damned stupid”. That’s why I never had faith in myself.

I’m celebrating by getting drunk!

No, I have a life. Just kidding, I don’t have a life, or fantastic shits.

I’ve been wondering why people have been reposting Reddit posts on Lemmy. If I wanted Reddit posts, I’d go on Reddit.

My biggest fear is waking up without my penis.

Bill

I had so many issues with Bitwarden on Android that I couldn’t use it. I’m using KeepassDX. It works well on Android, is FOSS, and isn’t cloud based.

“Hygiene and Shit” is going to be the name of my next album.

I stop by and check the place out once in a while. You’re not missing anything. The place has become a dupsterfire filled with bots and spam. I have old comments from years ago getting new comments on them. They’re all bot comments. IDK why they are commenting on old posts, but they’re doing it a lot.

I’m a scientist myself, and I’m baffled at how my toaster always pops the bread out when it’s perfectly done. I don’t think science will ever figure out how that works.

I remember 1990. There was nothing arbitrary about it.

I was thinking of gettingy ex-wife a hoop skirt for her birthday.

Every time they say that “scientists are baffled”, I think that they’re just talking to the stupid scientists.

I’ve found DC to be the rudest bunch of people I’ve ever met. Everywhere I’ve gone in DC the people are just totally rude assholes. Everywhere I’ve been in the south has just been nice, polite, helpful people.

So, you’re saying that I should cut off my head to cure my depression?

I used to have a cunt mate. She left me.

That one on 25th Street that I hit the other day. Oh wait, you said “plot”. Nevermind.

Start your own instance. Then you won’t have to worry about other admins.

There’s a FOSS app for just about everything. You can also use Micro G to replace Google Services, so there’s almost no reason for using anything Google on an Android phone.