Dude,

Xolotl was the dog teotl (god) who was associated with Nanahuat(zin) and the nahualli of Ehecatl Quetzalcoatl. He was renowned for retrieving maize from The Mountain of Sustance. Nanahuatzin threw himself into a sacred pyre and became Tonatiuh (the sun). Xolotl was sacrificed last by Quetzalcoatl because he fled and turned himself into his nahualli the axolotl. Dogs and axolotls were considered a source of food so he represents the sacrifice necessary to eat, also the planet/star Venus in the evening.

I don’t know what aspect of Mixtec Pueblo mythology you’re referring to.

Yo pay the optometrist the extra $60 to check for glaucouma. In my case they caught it early and I got the eye plaque lasered out of me before it could become a problem.

Become distraught about how old they look now.

I don’t heal as fast anymore. Cuts and scrapes turn into scars easier.

Maxfun org and one random YouTuber that covers North and South American anthropology.

Getting paid by check instead of direct deposit.

I hope that kid plays an instrument and that’s his first album cover.

Edit: I want peace Bach on a shirt.

Crack all the glow sticks.

I bought a bunch of equipment for a bugout bag. I bought a dozen glow sticks. I now have eleven glow sticks.

This is some fucking nerd shit.

I don’t have much of a choice in the matter.

Alligator. Being a human isn’t fun at all. I just wanna float like a log all day.

A full set of the Florentine Codex or/and a copy of the Laud Codex since reproductions are rare.

I know it’s the wrong take, but I read this as “Spend money you lonely bastard. Don’t address your problems, consume.”

I wish I could form intimate relationships.

You’re right we should have stopped having children millennia ago. I wish my parents never met.

I read through the answers and I still can’t believe it.

Honestly my advice is to avoid the population at large as much as possible. Popular culture is bad for mental health.

Face your didgeriDOOM in the ring!

I’m sorry Australia for making that joke, I understand if I’m gonna get banned from the continent.

I hate this fucking timeline.

^sweat potatos

Fixed it for ya.