Where’s your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre, your ability to take the piss out of the parts of yourself that can be lightheartedly mocked?
Come onnnn and join the jerk, the planet’s on fire, more than half of us are set up to die by systems put in place generations ago, and the government of every country is full of pedos.
Come play a game and if the wellington boot with frog eyes fits you a bit too nicely, dont take it personally, jump in the puddles.
Its always the ones you expect the most.
youre all stuck in a big arena
Saying “you’re” like you’re not one of us, going off on one about being “designed”, then saying that the biological function that has kept your DNA alive since the beginning of organic life isn’t normal…
Is everything alright there pal?
I ask because these kinds of thoughts are the type that you should be sharing with a psychologist
(And it was either that or replacing the water they drink with milk and making them lactose intolerant, but that would use two wishes)
Glad to hear the genie has some concern for the rest of humanity
I mean, replacing blood with molten salt is entirely possible, it’ll merely boil off most things it comes into contact with, which was the intent.
The genie is more than welcome to pick how many and at what velocity they hit their targets
I fully respect the genie’s powers, and that they’d monkey’s paw it, I was leaving that part up to them, and being VERY literal with my wishes to make sure the end result was at least in the same ballpark of the wish.
Wasn’t that the point of the post? Get the best result out of a genie that’s got hard limits on their wish giving powers?
Replace the blood of every person that’s SA’d someone with molten sodium chloride.
Drop a 6 foot by 2 inch tungsten rod from orbit onto anyone that’s committed a warcrime, nailing them to the floor where they will be left as an example for everyone else.
Publically release complete documentation showing every country’s actions that have been directly antagonistic to their own people (I’m talking EVERYTHING. Not just ‘the files’ but every action where a country has demonstrably done something that serves only the interests of the few at the cost of the people.)
Also very true, bare copper protected from tarnishing is a thing of beauty
Damn, now that’s a word you REALLY have to double check when reading, enunciating and writing
Welcome to the start of the environmental collapse that everyone but the oil companies have been screaming out loud for the past 70 to 80 years
It’s 100% irresponsible. Especially given how many of then are going rogue.
How do you guardrail the machine that is programmed to literally make things up and/or tell you you’re doing a great job while it does it?
The difference is that there are people who train very specifically to know exactly how the inside of the car works, and they’re legally liable for the state of how said car works after they work on it.
If your engine blows up after a service, you blame the mechanic, if it blows up after you bought it bew you blame the manufacturer.
If your slop bot goes rogue and starts giving your personal details out to people it shouldn’t when all you did is ask it to make a picture of a cat in a stetson, or in the case of grok, generates csam as part of its regular functions, what else do you do but blame the company that created it?
GTF out of bed B go
Chop suey
Alternatively
Your new morning alarm by Mark Rebillet
The nazis all have clown noses and explode with confetti if you get a hit on it.