

oh my god same. if you read me number one, I’ll forget it by two. guaranteed.


oh my god same. if you read me number one, I’ll forget it by two. guaranteed.


i use waterfox, it’s been perfect.


if someone is talking to me while I’m trying to read something, I retain nothing.
i cannot multitask. my brain just can’t do it. i used to work at a place that had ear radios on while on shift. if I was talking to a customer and someone said my name on the radio, I’d just flip the thing out of my ear and keep focusing on the customer.
got in trouble a lot for that one XD. sorry, boss. i can’t split focus. you’ll have to wait.
L o n g b o y e
he is comin…


absolutely stunning line work. but it’s far too early in the day for me to be this aroused, sir.
those are brutal when you’re hungry. the breakfast sandwiches look amazing.


this is the opposite of the phenomenon that annoys me endlessly.
“Hey do you have a minute?”
“Yeah what’s up?”
they never respond for days
🙃


its been over 10 years and this is still true for me. they smell terrible. and delicious.
i stopped sharing or trying to reach out a long time ago. its much easier to keep people around if I just do unhealthy “habits” and try and hide evidence than risk losing more people.
i trust nobody anymore. safer.
cutest hunter ever 😊
yeah it’s starting to get obsessive now. I’m sick of seeing posts about it. it’s boring as fuck.
listen we can’t both fuck Halsi-
oh! wait! he’s poly! we absolutely can 🥰
points to self yes, we are. we’re just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.


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maybe the real ex’s are just eldritch monstrosities. the one true gender.
we must have the same ex. he also liked to make everything about himself.
ATBGE. 👍