I direct wired a Leapfrog Leapster educational video game console to my wife’s ute during her pregnancy.

How many times to we have to teach you this lesson, old man?? For real tho, actually looks halfway decent.

Biden was handed a loaded gun by the Supreme Court and never used it, even up to the last second. Trump would not have hesitated if he was in his shoes. Biden failed us all with a combination of a piss-poor campaign and an unwillingness to do anything about a facist taking power.

Hey it’s not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

That’s not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday

It’s upsetting to me that I don’t know the poop levels at all times, too. And what of the cum reservoir??

Media literacy moment

Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time

They just can’t catch a break trying to make this meme work, huh

The terf takeover

Its definitely the less painful stuff lol. And even then there can be moments where I worry my scrote may tear away from my body lmao. But there’s never any damage

Ive always had more scrote than nut

My girlfriend is an aesthetician and waxes my boys on a regular semi-weekly schedule. Always perfect, no nicks. Still painful to achieve maximum manliness, but smoother and lasts longer. Look at what you have to do to achieve a fraction of my power.

Ew, a centrist

Fuck me, same

A comment so good I upvoted it twice

If it were like 2016 I’d be less worried but taking into account what happened with the 2020 election and now facist rhetoric has reached new heights. They want King Trump and I am worried they will get it.

I meant it more as neither Joe nor Kamala had it in em to rally a win because they kept pushing the wrong issues and disenfranchising voters.

I think we woulda had our cheeks clapped either way.

Bold to assume we will have another election