I swapped to Gemini for a month or two. Kept thinking to myself “maybe I’m not speaking clearly,” and other justifications. Turns out it just sucks. Now I just do everything manually. Fuck em.

POV you’re my gf every time I get fries

Lemmy is dead. Long live Lemmy.

Enable fascism

I didn’t think I knew who that was, but I do! Yeah he’s a cool guy. I don’t know what I know him from, though, as I don’t watch racing.

By God, it’s Saint Dale Earnhardt

He was forced to eat Amelia Earhart when he was 6

This girl lonely as hail

Man whatever it’s too early for this

I dunno man. Nothing marches quite like a fascist. Tick tock tick tock. When I watch my evening hour of marching fascists, all I can hear is time ticking away.

Time is fascist and I hate fascists. Are you sympathizing with fascism? HMM??

That’s what she said

Nooo, surely not.

It sadly appears to be a shoop

Even worse, that’s Billy Corgan holy shit. He looks like a raisin that’s been soaking in bleach for a month.

Young Men Capitulate to Authority

I like the fact that your username makes it seem like you’re walking into a church while saying this and then you realize you’re not at the YMCA

You have to imagine that Jesus enjoys it, then it makes sense. Like Sisyphus