Some people just don’t like surprises.

Using his own completely unique music/melody as well. A true visionary.

I was expecting him to have groomed his iOS 17 phone for a year only to finally plug it in once the 18 update hits.

I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this meme.

Oh satansmaggycumfart, you’re a silly billy.

I mean, who hasn’t at this point?

I usually host chips and beer parties… am I doing it wrong?

In Europe I think most Universities just rely on the city’s police? Why would an educational facility need their own (assuming it’s close enough to a town or village).

I am glad my biggest worries as a student were if I wasn’t failing any classes and not how many weapons the university was buying to control the student body.

Hasn’t the USA economy done better under democrats since like the 90s?

What a wonderful development.

Hope is for the weak.

The deepfake porn gets too good and people think she combines it with being mayor, I guess.

For the rest of the world this is so far before an election, but for the USA this “honeymoon phase” might last until November.

“Let’s see how good their testers are.”

The type of error where you have to give up trying to understand the user.

I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

Old age starts at 230.

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.