“you’re the sharpest bulb in the chandelier” is my personal favorite

reverse unbirth vore

You mean giving birth?

A bidet. Hands down the best $35 I’ve ever spent

What lights do you use for this if you don’t mind me asking? I’d love to be able to set all my lights to the same temp throughout the day

I love the “that’s not the sound G makes” crowd that completely ignore how they pronounce the letter G in that very sentence

My source.

“Porsche engineer explains cooling seat feature” dude what?

What? Windows recognizes a zune as a storage device, no different than an old flash drive. What support is needed for an old mp3 player beyond being able to transfer music?

Takes time to precisely seek to each timestamp, but really I just meant that an hour was reasonable even with a lazy cop doing the search

I thought this had to be hyperbole, so I did the math myself. I’m assuming human history is 200,000 years as google says, and we want to narrow this down to the second the bike disappeared. also that the bike instantly vanished so there’s no partially existing bike.

each operation divides the time left in half, so to get from 200k years (6.311×10^12 seconds) to 1 would take ~42.58 divisions, call it 43. even if we take a minute on average to seek and decide whether the bike is there or not it would still be less than an hour of manual sorting

hell, at 60fps it would only take another 6 divisions to narrow it down to a single frame, still under an hour

edit: to use the entire hour we’d need a couple more universes worth of video time to sort through, 36.5 billion years worth to be exact. or a measly 609 million years if we need to find that single frame at 60fps