$15

Looks like I’ve won $300. Who pays me?

Owchy Oogga Buggas.

It looks to me like it’s ordered from more progressive to more fundamental, so literacy should be the last one, really. Trans rights is the newest major one, so it’s the first to fall.

I mean we’re all fucked, so…seems like a good time to panic.

And in not doing so, they objectively supported him, whether they’re too braindead to know or not.

…where is the “Absolutely insane” quote in the article?

Well, if you’re following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

Oh my god, they’ve died???

Gee, ya think, Sammy?

I keep my dry dog food in the bag, in a normal lower cabinet. He has never even hinted he even knows it’s in there.

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But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

I mean, Garland dragged his feet til they hit bedrock. That is why he’s getting away with it all. If he had simply acted swiftly with urgency, like he was dealing with a domestic terrorist, justice may have been realized.

I’d put down $50 on his administration taking measures to get Trump out of the way to install Vance.

I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I mean yeah obvs.

What if we need to court them next election?

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.