Speaking of RBF, I did just buy a nicely made new record player, and I think we’re in a high point for good new music. So there’s that.

Feels really nice to know I’m not just losing my goddamn mind, though. That’s encouraging.

Well I watched the Uncharted movie, which was better than expected, and played some Uncharted 3. So my answer is possibly very deformed.

Know what else would do that? A deep dark military prison cell he’s never allowed out of, or a firing squad.

It’s not just physical manufacturing quality. I feel like nothing is ever made or designed correctly anymore. I have no idea where Designers are being employed, because every website and product is made wrong. Nothing is ever easy to use, or explained well. Nothing ever uses words. Like Reel Big Fish said, Everything Sucks.

Don’t sell your company to Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia. That’s my solution. Until then, one clearly cannot play a game like Mass Effect and not expect some kind of tearing of reality or paradox or some shit.

My game controller, I guess? I’d probably just set it down, though.

People give me second looks, but that’s more because they’re sexy AF.

This headline makes no fucking sense. Did you want to clarify at some point here, or just expect everyone to know the inner workings of TikTok?

I call myself liberal. I don’t call myself a Liberal, capitalized. liberalism is the opposite of conservative. Liberals are modern Democrats.

I’m so confused. Your nextdoor neighbors live almost an hour away, in Seattle? And don’t know what Seattle is like? What?

…no one on Planet Earth doesn’t know this.

Fuck. Off.

Because the posts try to make it sound like they’re private messages to you, and men reply in a thread with hundreds of others all leaving the same comment.

50% off this Labor Day weekend, only?

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I don’t understand. Are you asking if pregnancies last 2 years?

The word you’re looking for is “mascot”. Please, tell me what you think happens to Disney if Mickey gets his face blown off.

No, but we do hop bars, ya lazy drunks.

Absofuckinglutely not.

Them, being him, McConnell, and Graham?