I clicked the “random” button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

I was there for self harm

nah. not good to store it in such a warm place

I had a razor blade hidden in my phone case. I told them about this during intake when I realized they would probably give it back to me at some point.

They thanked me for telling them, and then said something to themselves about how they should check every phone

Intake procedure at a psych ward. They look inside your phone case before giving it too you for your visiting time, or whatever

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nb is already used to mean “non-black”. The phonetic spelling “enby” is used to prevent any confusion

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Are extra dimensional aliens really the simplest explanation for “Drunk man is burned, and finds radioactive stuff in the woods”?

It is like the majestic seagull