It’s hilarious because we are all going to die when this guy wins. If there is intelligent life in the universe, it isn’t here.

Whoa. How many toes do they have?

Bipped in the Bay.

It’s a called dumpass.

I think he may have soul doubt.

fAssassinating.

Most people don’t give a shit.

You suck, weirdo.

Seriously though, I think it’s only a coping mechanism if you have an actual issue with it. Were you neglected during your isolation?

Upvoted but I wish you would have run your post through ChatGPT as well my friend. That was hard to read.

Great point.

This. This is how you get factual information in front of the eyes of those who would otherwise prefer to stare at the sun.

Could this be the first judge to go to jail for Trump?

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

You slipped up now, Hippie. We will expose the heart of your delicious plan(t), one buttery piece at a time.

I really can’t wait until this turd is finally pinched off by the body politic.

Not to detail this but that is a new one for me. What is a Stan?

Secrets by the sounds of it.

Ah, the dead man’s switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.

On the nose.

Makes sense now. Thanks.