No, it was perfect. Thanks for keeping Scrubs alive in the wild!

Theyknew

This is why employers typically let someone go at the end of the day or immediately escort them outside. Props to the former employee that reminded Netflix that it’s not invulnerable.

I don’t actually know what happened. Just assuming.

Edited. Thanks!

Owner: No, no…No, it’s stunned!

Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

Owner: Yeah! You stunned it, just as it was wakin’ up! American Reds stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely 'ad enough of this. That country is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged conflict.

Owner: Well, it’s…it’s, ah…probably pining for the oil fields.

Mr. Praline: PININ’ for the OIL FIELDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did it fall flat on his back the moment I got it home?

Owner: The American Red prefers kippin’ on it’s back! Remarkable country, id’nit, squire? Lovely landscape…

Hitler and Stalin used to criticize each other frequently and they were both right in those claims pretty often. That’s an extreme case, but this guy can still be crazy and correct at the same time.

What’s that in horse knives?

Or perhaps a [CULINARY_TUBER_THAT_IS_NOT_A_POTATO].

So much better.

Nah, that’d be weird.

Thanks for the recommendation!

Edit: you’re right. It’s much better when framed this way. Shame lemmy doesn’t have one yet, but I doubt its own two-sentence-horror activity would be enough to sustain it.

2nd edit: There aren’t many posts there. I wonder why.

3rd edit: r/badtwosentencehorrors is pretty good:

Winter is coming…

…which is why I’m looking forward to hot soup with homemade sourdough bread, fresh from the oven.

Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.

I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.

Ugh, that’s exactly how they’d do it, too.

Don’t step, don’t step to me.

I like coffee and water, don’t step to me.

Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!

Good point. I like that. I’d want congress to appoint cabinet members with a veto option from the president with the standard two-thirds vote to override. President can fire pending approval of congress with a simple majority or congress can impeach directly.

Has real “go to your room” energy.

“Um, thanks?”

Also:

“You’re getting a time out!”

“Phew! Thanks for that. I could use a break.”

“Okay, you can come out now.”

“Hmm? Oh, no, I don’t think so. The timer says I still have five minutes left.”