I appreciate the effort made, although convertibles are not very comfy in a snowstorm.

Ngl, your title had me hyped for a minute there.

It USED to be a decent source for news and updates on stuff but that’s long gone. I deleted my account just before that weird billionaire guy bought it and don’t regret it one bit.

Does his ass count as a source?

only $70 billion showing on the books so far

Are they not finished banning books yet? I’m sure that one’s on the list as well.

I agree… I have an unopened bottle of beer from 1975, just by looking at it I can tell that its “better with age” window is long gone. (Note the sediment buildup at the bottom)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Rats leaving a sinking ship.

And seeing they’re stretched and deformed shows they get a lot of use.

Unedited preferably.

Sure, but if he chokes on a hamburger not one of them is going to suddenly turn into nice people or give up their positions. They’re just going to try to find a better mascot to fill the clown shoes. Even if it takes years to do.

He may be, but the rest of his party isn’t. He’s only the mascot.

As they always do. It’s always the lippy little bitches that act all tough until the shit gets real, then they’re nowhere to be found.

You can do that with the 9 volt batteries and feel how much “tingle” they have, but never heard of it working with aa batteries. Wouldn’t he have to stick the whole thing in his mouth to complete the circuit?

A Gallimimøøse once bit my sister.

Speaking from experience, I had a roommate once that kept “borrowing” my tp and would never replace it, so one time when I went to the bathroom to discover I was out of shit tickets I ended up using his socks that were in the dryer.

Yup sounds about right lol

Wow… I could dream up more realistic excuses in middle school.

I can see it making sense for long distance hauling, semi trucks for example, where batteries can’t really compete very well. But for the average person that doesn’t need to put on thousands of miles in a short time hydrogen doesn’t make much sense.

The pre-written letter, addressed to “The World”, appears to pre-empt a failed assassination attempt. “I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster,” it reads.

Was it foreshadowing or had he possibly tried getting close enough before and it didn’t pan out?