Go further down and touch the grassroot.

Are you one of the Princess’ suitors from Sunless Skies?

Marry her harder

Never have I done anal.

Maybe Texas is just crazy like that

弟兄們，今天星期三

Mandarin. I can speak Taiwanese as well.

你會哪些語言？(Traditional Chinese)

That’s about it. I am an interpreter and translator between English and Chinese.

It’s not a mistranslation either, the Chinese does match what the English translation mean. Also the name of the account is “Roman Kaohsiung (a city in Taiwan) Citizen”.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

UNO REVERSE CAT

War, war never changes

Is that oral or anal?

Oh yeah I forgot the countryside exists

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

What, you egg? [He stabs him.]

You know what parking lots actually are? Land that investors bought and they’re waiting for the housing prices to go even higher before then build another empty residential high-rise over it. No sense putting solar panels on a parking lot that’s gonna be gone in a few years.

Sam the Lemon Boy? Is that you?

Swazdo-lah, friend!