May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

You have it backwards. She doesn’t get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?

And 2 impeachments

Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That’s so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

So now we know that “vulgarity” is what he named his penis.

Do you have a mobile code?

Right now it’s Howard Stern 100, but I took about a 5 year break from listening to him until a month ago.

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

It’s a tough choice because the entire album is fantastic, but I would say All I Need is my favorite with Weird Fishes/Arpeggi a close second.

Also, “In Rainbows - From The Basement” is my favorite version of this album. Because it’s live, it has something to it that for me is missing from the studio album.

Since I usually self check at Walmart and other places that have it, I place the big items in the cart with the bar code accessible for hand scanning without removal, frozen/refridgerated items generally together, everything else in cart doesn’t really matter to me. The upper cart space (where toddlers/baby could go) is where I place my eggs, bread, and fresh veggies. Then I scan in this order: Frozen items, regular cart items, eggs/bread, weighed veggies, (bagging and putting back in the cart as i scan them) lastly use the hand scanner for the big items. Sometimes I scan the big items first if i know i need to place bags on top. Once I see that everything has been bagged and back in the cart, then I’m confident that I didn’t miss anything, pay, and then GTFO. I’m an efficient self checkout machine, haha

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?

I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!