Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Dumpsters are full of the leftovers from a well functioning supply chain…

If you could invent a machine that sexes unhatched eggs that would be great

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

Bummer for Signal employees

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Shit up about the eggs!

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Risking? Wtf

Basic Florida Man

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Besides the obvious

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments