… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to refute it

Well done, skeleton!

I’m not even mad.

Oldboy (2003)

But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so… they like it? Maybe?

We’re Rom

Fine

No

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!

Hard to carry around, though. We should issue certificates that are equivalent to ownership of a massive obsidian orb.

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

– Crowpernicus

This guy doesn’t even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

Candy doesn’t make itself, kiddos!

Time to start swearing!