Every time he opens his face sphincter.

Satan Take the Wheel

The judges were looking for Train Wreck but will accept Bus Wreck.

Deep pocket degenerates

It’s about appeasing trump

They’re better at fake outrage than we are at actual outrage.

Gravity

She’s a Derp State operative

Colludy and the Blowhards

Innocent people do this all the time. Lol

MAGA is a euphemism for Make Russia Great Again. Republicans are either to stupid to realize it or fully on board with the destruction of the United States.

I forgot I had a headache

Republicans will never stop trying to steal elections

… and sexual predators

I’m Nikki Haley and I approve this message… probably

Make Adderall Great Again 2024

Marco Rubio is afraid of trump and his childish nicknames.

Everything in MAGA is a con job. Election Integrity is a euphemism for stealing elections.

Jesus told be Trump is a dick

Make dry handjobs great again 2024