I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

So they’re going to flush the TP?

You’re days away from the end of your entire run and now we grow morals.

This is like those old racist folks on their death beds trying to make amends to anyone and everyone in their final days.

I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.

They haven’t been told what to think yet. That’s what’s happening now.

Sorry Sally, Geoffrey has to die because a company wanted to make their products utterly dependent on their servers. We’ll bury him in the yard next to Gertrude.

I think it’s her version of the action star that doesn’t know when to hang up the mantle. She’ll be running around in nothing but a trench coat flashing people next year. They will run through a torrent of mixed emotions.

The insurance companies are just a leach on the entire system. They’re proud of the billions of dollars they make in profit, but I see that as straight theft from the medical system overall.

PS: Al Sharpton was not the “rent is too damn high” guy.

Pretty dark overall but I don’t disagree.

Bro, these folks need to know their audience. Halloween comes at the end of October.

I bet it wasn’t a flush bathroom though. They probably just left all the kids sitting in the pool, getting called racist names n shit.

He’s trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.

Hence the joke

Wouldn’t that be hilarious if an appliance manufacturer started bitcoin mining using decentralized appliances because… They could? They’d never do that though. Only some greedy, lowdown, crappy corporation could do that.

I think he’d do a fantastic job. He was great in Disclaimer.

You know it’s bad when the surprise is when a non-piece-of-garbage is supported. At this point it’s like announcing that water is wet.

It’s gonna be an ugly breakup when it happens.

Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

We don’t talk about that

If a homoerotic encounter with DJT is their life’s dream, I think we should make it happen as a country.