Give us a moment. The sane among us are still trying to figure out which of our friends and family are still worth a shit.

Any other asshole in Washington would be laughed out of office for saying shit like this. This particular asshole gets sanewashed and taken seriously. Why?

Nah, I still fuck with Skinny Puppy and Bauhaus.

I’m willing to bet Lewis has some very strong opinions about women, race relations, and video game journalism.

I tried switching to an alum block for those exact concerns. Didn’t work for me and made me actually smell worse than when I forget to put on antiperspirant. I think I’d rather risk cancer and not smell like a pair of used gym shorts.

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

Back in my day we drank from the hose if we got thirsty and lined up in the street to get sprayed with DDT and painted our homes with lead. Those were the days!

This isn’t Reddit. You don’t need to try to one-up everyone to feel seen.

No thanks. I’m not interested in giving up what little protection I have from the amoral machinations of tech dudebros and their fucking lackeys in the state.

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