What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.

I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghettification meals in one day.

Don’t forget: he lives in Berwyn

Jennifer B Johnston seems like a real cunt

Come on it’s the 21st century where is your refrigerator electromagnet? Looks like it is very needed.

I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was

I bet they’re scared that the Pope is from Chicago and could run for president.

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

eyes of the law

*gestures broadly*

I wanted to burn a target down when I went there at noon on Halloween and the Halloween section was already stripped bare to make room for xmas shit. I made my purchase last minute elsewhere so there would be more candy on Halloween to give out. There’s no bigger shame than in having to turn the porch lights off early because half the candy got eaten before Halloween.

they are at the ripping copper out of the walls stage of “draining the swamp”.

St. Louis

If I was a bigger baseball fan I would make a hobby out of watching baseball games from outside the stadium.

Robin Williams mailed the acid bomb?

Majima Everywhere

Expect a circus elect some clowns.

Every day goes by seeing this in the news and I am reminded of child criminal Brendon Chaney.

Spooky, scary senators

Send shivers down your spine

Shrinking skulls will shock your stocks

Seal your doom tonight

I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.

Please don’t besmirch Paul Bearer’s name like that. He didn’t see The Undertaker chokeslam Mankind through the roof of the cage into the ring below during Hell in a Cell to be compared to a shit sucking parasite.