This guy is in to Telsa. Like enough to make an account for them. Odd.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.