Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

Blowing yourself up in Montana is going to take out more cattle than people.

Never forget what shrinkflation did to the mullet: only the rat tail is fighting for the right to paaaartyyyyy :(

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

You get stuck in vehicular purgatory.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

Oh, he has risen alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD

This video of two Danes trying Surströmming fish had me in a laughing fit.

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.