anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]

I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Bitch.

I know who my enemies are.

Eat shit, fuck off, and die transphobe.

This is 100% fed posting. I’m not telling you what I got up my sleeve!

(It’s never a mannequin)

HELLS YEAH! Thank you too. I’ve been off of like drugs drugs for about two years now. At this point I only do drugs lite ^tm

So glad to hear your off it and hopefully doing better!

Oh yeah. I could imagine. AFAIK, I only did meth once and it went poorly. Myself and a friend did a ton of MDMA the night before, the next day my buddy’s dealer texts him about having blue molly (there’s no such thing as blue molly). So we’re like , and we laid the whole gram out and started sniffing it up. We thought because we did so much the night before we would have huge tolerances. We did not, because it wasn’t MDMA. So we each did like half a gram of really shitty meth and blue food coloring. I was absolutely sure I was going to die for like an entire 24 hours.

Yeah. I’ve smoked tons of crack. I was on heroin for years before I tried it the first time. Within a month of smoking crack regularly my life was down the fucking tubes. It’s bad shit. Like really really bad shit. I would strongly recommend anyone reading this NEVER EVER try it.

The origin of GMOs trace directly back to Shiro Ishii and Unit 731 (Imperial Japan’s war crime squad). They did a bunch of other weird shit besides poisoning people. Particularly, they developed dawrf species of wheat so they could soak up a shit ton of chem fertilizers without getting too tall and falling over. This is the genesis of modern GMOs, and if we didn’t Paperclip^tm Ishii, things would be very different right now.

This message brought to you by the Monsanto and Unit 731 gang.

Fire.

Nice knowing ya! See you on the news.

You can do anything once.

Lol as in the entire US fleet isn’t vulnerable to DF-21Ds.

Thomas Pynchon and Don Delillo

What do you mean?

Oh noes! What will the parliamentarian think!