Two can play at that game: you can always see your nose. Always. Your brain just ignores it, but now you can’t.

:^)

ahh, I never saw that one advertised myself, lucky me. The only Chromium fork with heavy sponsorship and clown-show-antics surrounding it I could think of was Brave.

Yeah I’ve heard all of that jazz, it was the stuff I quoted I’d not heard about.

that they heavily recommended a Chromium fork that turns out was maintained by a prepubescent boy hiding furry porn in the builds.

you know, I’ve heard a lot of shit about Brave, but I must’ve missed that one – or is this another, different, heavily sponsored Chromium fork?

White House Communications Director Steven Cheung sounded off on Ocasio-Cortez in a statement to the Daily Beast.

“AOC likes to play pretend like she’s from the block, but in reality she’s just a sad, miserable blockhead who is trying to overcompensate for her lack of self-confidence that has followed her for her entire life,” he said. “Instead, she should get some serious help for her obvious and severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted her pea-sized brain.”

the fact that the White House Communications Director has communication skills on par with a snotty middle schooler is really quite funny. I mean, they all do, but that the communications director sounds like this, you’d think it was an Onion article.

I am absolutely positive that this is a direct result of Elon Musk’s little bitch-fit earlier. He tried playing a card he didn’t hold in his hands. He assumed he did, and then when his bitch-fit didn’t get him anywhere the administration quietly decided to torch any and all evidence and just pretend it never happened. He played a card that Trump didn’t want him to play, and so they took it straight out of his deck in the most blatant-to-anyone-with-two-brain-cells manner possible.

I thought, before this, that there was a slim possibility – however slim – that Trump merely associated with a child rapist, and Elon was simply pulling a(n admittedly half decent) plausible “gotcha” out of his ass. Now I know with certainty that Trump is a child rapist.

[with visibly bloodshot eyes] “Nah, man, I disagree with your definition there.”

like I know it’s a science meme but both the stoner and the linguistics guy inside me go “but wait, there’s more…”

Pedophiles lives. Pedophiles lives will be destroyed. Or people happy to associate and socialize with pedophiles.

Truth told? I’m not gonna lose a wink of sleep over their lives being destroyed.

that’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37 and add “I’ll even throw in half a jimmy johns sammich if you accept in the next 30 minutes”

God is dead and we killed him

Ah, what a marvelous idea, we should look to the present!

[reads the news]

… Hm. I think I may have noticed a problem with this theory.

This is gonna be our white and gold/black and blue dress, huh?

She wouldn’t have even had time to get to wish 2 and 3. “All water” includes the water in her body. Turning all of it into milk would probably kill you.

Hey, don’t write yourself off yet

2, 8, [1/6], [3/4/7], 5

the day Canada opens their borders to refugees fleeing the Trump regime I’ll be soooo happy.

Or I’ll be dead before then. Either-or, hard to tell when you’re gay and autistic how far away they are from Aktion-T4’ing oneself.

… a solution, you say?

Why do I get the feeling this “solution”, for these people you have in the country but don’t want, will be very… final?

apparently, yes, human meat tastes like pork to the point that it is nicknamed “long pig”.

Notice how the states you’d be trying to leave or drive through as fast as possible are all grouped at one end of the scale?

I’m not saying this is the only reason. But it can still be a reason.

Don’t forget walks.

That dog doesn’t “get taken” for a walk, it’ll take you for a walk. Or a drag.