This doesn’t actually explain it.

Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).

I’ve been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.

Grabthar’s hammer.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um… how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

Does Lemmy have RES? Is it called RES (lol)?

I was really hoping the end of this sentence was going to be “… store called Gray T-shirt.”

“I can picture a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” —Jack Handey

Neville Chamberlains will always have Hitlers.

Nothing compares to in-browser, with the tree-style tab sidebar in Firefox, opening literally every single link in a new tab. All other methods of browsing make me want to gouge my eyes out.

ProZD has done a great voicing of this one.

My ring finger is longer than my pointer finger, though I can’t tell if their knuckles are the largest two. Should I punch with those knuckles?

I still remember and miss when YouTube (and one or two music streaming services) had 5-star rating systems. Probably not as sensible for something like Reddit or Limmy, though.

Beehaw sounds like a really toxic, Professor Umbridge-type place.