Would it just be a bro job now that they are friends?

I see Elon was moistening his lips for his next act…

Or, you can do what I did and wait 45 years before getting diagnosed and then spend the next 5 years being just as productive as the previous 45 combined (yay adderall!)

Doom beating on a doom muay thai bag adorned with a picture of the doom of the day is pretty cathartic too. Preferably listening to doom metal.

A good building block of a nutritious diet!

Excuse me, some of us like our microplastics wrapped in macroplastics!

Maybe you had more than three, since it’s Tuesday 🤣

Yeah. I bet they have shitty backups that probably aren’t even encrypted at rest

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At least in the US, we call the ones in jars “wieners” and not “hot dogs” lol

Because you are supposed to find 11 friends that can also stuff 7 sausages in their buttholes. Then you buy 7 packs of sausage and divide them equally among the 12 of you, with no waste.