Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The nsfw content, mostly.

He’s hurting the wrong people, and no one is more wrong than a republican.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

“He’s hurting the wrong people.”

Trump voters… at least we all agree they’re the wrong people.

Clearly you don’t frequent the NSFW forums

You’re pushing all the right buttons here, don’t sell yourself short!

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Same as eggs… if enough people believe other people will want to buy it for a dollar more than they paid, they will pay the asking price. When supply is scarce that drives the price up.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

This is art.

Are you open to orcs listening to Aqua?

Sometimes I choose this man’s ex-wife, but sometimes I have standards.

I understand if you fly two trump flags you are not only exceptional, you are even special.

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

Did you… “sign the minerals deal” after, as the kids say these days?

I give $2 for a pizza, $1-2 if I’m picking up to go. Usually I go 15-20% for standard service but rarely tip over $30 a server unless the meal was outstanding.