“Thanks for feeding me your poop, mom”

The body is round

Till, until, and 'til are all valid and equivalent with till actually being the oldest word of the bunch. I found this out the hard way when I made fun of a school poster for using what I thought was the wrong till

I got the 30 years war. I’m not disappointed

Where are the bodies, Garth?

I think they say “mião”

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior

Good. Leave us behind. We chose this.

I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

In that case the US can just arm the resistance groups. Nothing bad has ever happened by doing that.

I’m just using a self hosted git repo with markdown files. I was having trouble finding something open source that I could edit with vim that also had a good mobile solution. I also didn’t want to get locked into a file format that was specific to an app.

Markdown is ubiquitous and I use git all the time as a developer so it was easier to tack something onto an existing workflow. It’s a little janky but at least I won’t be screwed by devs abandoning whatever app I was using.

Hey, I know you, you’re ðat guy

Bring back 16th century men’s fashion. Landsknechts were some stylish dudes

Oddly enough croak is likely also onomatopoeia (imitative)

When you’re used to seeing the word classist it takes a second to remember a classicist isn’t someone who is prejudiced against ancient Greeks and Romans.

I feel like the whole point of a talking pet is teaching it to swear at you

It has to be if your name is on it

Now the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the horror they had found The head nurse spoke up Said, “Leave this one for dead” She could tell right away That my bones were bad

My bones are bad My bones are bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad

My bones are bad

I wouldn’t want to hunt anymore either if I survived the brutality of male lion adolescence

I’d say it’s 2nd to being a cop. Better yet a cop in a car like the one who ran over a 23 year old woman then laughed about it later.