What a hideous couple. If one of the staples that holds her face in place pops out, someone is going to lose an eye

lol, true dat. It was fun fucking with them too

I remember on Reddit I’d see like a post a month from some uneducated pirate person asking how to fix a utorrent issue. It was fun watching them try to justify using it with all the other legit, updated clients. It didn’t ever go well for the OP.

I don’t really understand what piss baby means but I like the sound of it

He’s a bit bitchy in Sherlock but still pretty alpha. Re-watching it right now

I always thought he was a little piss baby but pigboy works too

Damn…all this time I thought Google had integrity.

There are some things to be said for non-existence

I think I’m more plastic than man now. Guess I’ll go out into the ocean and choke some sea turtles. I see now that that was always my destiny

gross

Google a lil’ bitch

EDIT: little to lil’

I’ve accidentally turned on speed limits in Qbit before

Why not? It very much shows what a pathetic he is. Everybody is seeing all the other shit too, trust me

Back at you. These playoff losses make me more depressed than usual for like a week

I don’t remember writing anything and I think I passed out before the last few minutes of the game.

I guess you are really in tune with jokes. I thought that was obvious to most everybody

It’s a garbage site full of garbage people. Except for the people that I like on Reddit.

This great wall of text is comparable in size to the great wall of China

Shut down all the power plants!

Can’t. I’m a little too dead for pics