Maybe a bit basic but I’m fond of Helvetica myself

Exactly what I hoped it was

Same energy

Why unsee it when you can go deeper?

Obligatory xkcd

“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*

That’s both disheartening and not at all surprising.

Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?

*Dramatic SVU music swells*

Contact!

That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

Hey gurl, you want sum blue?

“We built you a new one.”

xkcd: Nostalgia

Surely this cabal of billionaires will be just the ones to put those rotten billionaires in their place!

Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.

Yup, this is the reason. Americans are used to fatty, processed foods; a double quesorito supreme shouldn’t be a problem. Fiber, on the other hand…

I’m lucky, Boost was my app of choice. Now I just use it for Lemmy instead.

Americans will use anything other than metric

Peaceful purposes you say?