One more series I need to read…

🤔

Well yes, it’s the lightning that makes the inscription.

A CPU is just a rock we hit with magic lightning…

I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

TIL I have no family :(

My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.

A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling… metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

It’s a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.

Just imagine it in the jpeg artefacts South East of Australia.

We already have the Smoot.

Charged. Not convicted. He didn’t get bail, so he’s in jail waiting for trial.

0…16 if you add fingertips.

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)

The ones I’ve seen are extruded plastic shaped that way.

With a high enough mains voltage absolutely.

A few friends and I are planning a 90s lan. Simple rules like no games published after 2001-08-23, no internet, only self-hosted servers, and all shit talking must be out loud. Also shit talking must be kid safe since we’re all old and have kids old enough to be competent but young enough we don’t want to teach them the true art of shit talking.

Table… top… dishwasher? What sorcery is this?

It’s the lead lining.

I’m on Ubuntu because work too. I really hope nobody gets the idea to do really silly things like enforce Gnome or something. Wouldn’t put it past them.