DivestOS has my attention as a graphene user. Not to switch, unless I ever get fed up with the pixel.

Divested is behind the Mull and Mulch browsers, for what it’s worth. I never looked deeper than using Mull, but apparently Divested is one person.

It’s not a contest, but I think this one wins it for me. I haven’t even scanned it yet.

An S with a / for an 8 may not be the most upsetting aspect here, but it’s on the chart.

Pieidolia

New name for the Cuck Chair just dropped

We eat from the bag round here, but it tracks

With a pair of these bad boys

Are you crazy? An exe could corrupt the registry, delete system32, format C:, or delete the MBR! They’re dangerous!

The popcorn bowl!

That would literally be a fascist move

99% sure this is Luna, aka CrunchyCat, aka monkeycatluna, and she is indeed the scrunge queen.

All I see is Walt and Gale

Looking at the rules, there’s nothing explicitly wrong anyway. It would be silly if there were imo. Political discussion is part of politics, and equating political news articles with the whole of politics is inadvertently disingenuous. But I can be fairly pedantic sometimes.

Certified freak, 7 days a week, eatin your french fries off of the street

I’m torn between “keep our girl’s name out your fucking mouth” and “hell yeah, badass, long live the queen”. Leaning toward the former tbh

I’m a proponent of the theory that the weasel in the LHC is what opened the rift

I’d love to answer OP, but that description somehow made me forget everything I’ve ever eaten.

Nearly irrelevant xkcd

At least in software we know where the linchpins are on some level.

Obviously there’s the overall juxtaposition, but I really like the proportional dampness.

Definitely the latter. I have a pet theory that 3rd rock is based on true events. Only an alien would be named, and physically manifested as, French Stewart.