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In Texas this happens so often we get training on what to do if we find an unsupervised gun in a bathroom at the state owned hospital where I work. We’re also not legally allowed to prevent people from carrying weapons in the whole hospital because guns > patients.

He should really be forced to watch vaginal birth from 10 cm away

That has to be them, the colors and the logo style are identical to what I remember

Oh wow there’s more than one out there? I don’t think that one is ours but it’s been a while since I graduated

Our high school mascot was Robert E. Lee in the form of Yosemite Sam, guns and all. Our fight song was Dixie and there were confederate flags everywhere. We were also still doing desegregation busing until at least 2002, so there’s also that.

Why even bother with an election at that point? It wouldn’t make any difference because obviously they would overturn any results they don’t like, even if they themselves were elected on the same ballot

I love how these idiots continuing to commit fraud even after knowing they were under investigation and to this day insisting nothing is wrong with the fraud is somehow a valid legal reason/excuse to go easy on them. All that does is make others want to max out the crazy with their own fraud, since there’s now precedent for them to lean on when they get caught.

I got my fallopian tubes removed for free after the Roe reversal because of Obamacare rules on reproductive healthcare, I think that’s pretty damn good given what went down those 8 years

So how does a full time employee 16 year old protect their income from being taken by guardians? Can you get a checking account without a parent signing on? How does a 16 year old arrange for housing needs or set up accounts to pay utilities?

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I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

FYI there’s already a law in Texas that does this. State agencies cannot do business with companies that boycott Israel, oil and gas companies, or gun industry and rights groups

I call BS, there’s not enough room for this sort of detail, you’d get ‘as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]’ half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

Cut his tongue and thumbs off first

Fucking autocorrect

Who’s gonna build and maintain these camps? Have you seen the state of white people lately? We couldn’t even get enough non-immigrant labor for food, let alone concentration camps. Plus NIMBY already hits hard on facilities that house undesirable populations, you think conservatives want to dedicate land near their own homes for immigrants? They’re already busing and flying them away.

How does resign and replace even make sense? It’s not as if there’s no vice president to take over. Did no one tell him that or did he forget what happened with Nikon?

So why do they get to keep the razorwire buoys in place?

They already got away with using the map that was unconstitutional because it was too close to the 2022 election! This takes entirely too long to remedy, and there’s no making up for the consequences of gerrymandering since no one goes back to redo elections.

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’