Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Small, very concentrated convection ovens. I have both a medium sized convection oven and an air fryer. They do different things well.

I can bake stuff in my convection oven but would never try to get a crisp fried chicken from it.

I don’t even need to put salt on my rice. It’s great on its own just boiled.

The best coffee is made of two things: coffee beans and good quality water.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

Addiction is a hell of a thing

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

As if we aren’t already smack dab in the middle of it

Do it. All of the wizards in Discworld are hilarious in their own way.

This is just Mustrum Ridcully

You’re assuming they think using logic. You’re wrong. They go by emotion, and you can’t use logic to reason with them.

Pamela Anderson nude or horrifying decapitation? Time to roll the dice!

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

It was either that or Mohammed