What would dale do?

This

In the words of Kenny Hotz, “Why won’t it warm up?!”

If you don’t give a treat, you risk getting tricked.

Yeah pretty much never, unless it’s in a movie or something.

We gotta bring in the new world order.

Cats are shit ass animals

I think you might be using the IR gun incorrectly.

The area which is being measured may be partially off the edge of the bed.