Thank you, Nima!

Next we should cut off thieves’ hands. Then harvest organs randomly from prisoners.

They’re criminals. They should not have any rights. Fuck em, right?

(/s)

Its all yo momma’s fault!

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I LOVED TA back in the day. I recently bought it again off Steam.

Atari 2600 gamez! Very cool. I still have my 2600 and the TV I used when I was a kid. Both still work.

Also, so glad someone put arcade games on their list.

Ultima IV !!! Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

I played that on my Commodore 64 and waited a loooong time for the (actually floppy) disk drive to spin up.

I bet most people here don’t know any of the Ultima games.

I consider myself warned.

Hmmm…

Fuckin SHUT UP!

We don’t want to give those MS assholes ANY ideas.

Degoogle instead.

IDK much about it, but this exists:

https://github.com/Alovoa/alovoa

Beautiful.

How to get more absolute shit from Goog?

I think this Clippy needs to make liberal use of the word “dumbass”.

Looks like you’re trying to eat dirt. Do you want help, dumbass?

The interwebs existed long before Google. They will continue to exist long after Google.

Bright light in a drunk’s face seems like a great way to get socked in the mouth.

Flashlight on your phone, buddy.

Cool, thanks. $5 -$6 / month is cheap.

I’ll bite. What is frugal Usenet?

I’ve always been pretty bad at Tetris. This video was very engaging and entertaining. It tells a great story.

I have a BUSY GODDAM SCHEDULE, Sarah!