The plight of the shareholders 😢

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

It was the Spotify money.

When I grow up, I want to work at the philosophy factory, making philosophies

🤓

Yes there was a law suit about it

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

Official EU response:

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone’s remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof…

Singing at 187 db