Hilarious

All that shit’s gone to garbage except for houses, don’t ask me how I know. <_<

Trump says he may put Elon in his cabinet as a “Secretary of Cost-Cutting.” Simultaneously, within hours of his inauguration, he plans to enact a “Digital Bill of Rights” banning online censorship. I wouldn’t be surprised if Elon is appointed as the “Social Media Czar” instead.

Did you know Venezuelan gangs are kidnapping and eating your dogs and cats?

I like to call them, “vintage women.”

You don’t know Trump by now? Hahahaha! Promise them the world. Convince them to work for free. Throw them under the bus when the cops come. Bail on the bill and fight them in court. Rinse and repeat with lawyers… and so on and so on.