More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

The dread and despair is so real.

Gives Event Horizon vibes

Reich calls out the Führer, there’s a headline that writes itself.

Can I interest you in my new investment venture? It’s essentially Kitty Ozempic. We’re predicting the market for it to grow by 8000% over 4 years because of all the fat leopards.

So brave! I’m sure his action will have a deep and wide ranging impact /s

Is that the Hank Cocaine who’s friends with Steve Buttstuff?

Is that not just in the vegan pornos though? Fuck cream, fuck cheese, fuck meat, etc.

As it should be. It’s only cum if it comes from the Balzac area in France.

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

Yet more anti-consumer technology to go alongside the gates that won’t let you out until you scan your receipt, the ANPR in the car park, the hair-trigger scales on the bagging area, etc. All to crush that extra penny of profit from us.

I watched it when it first came out, I was quickly hooked. Seems a little prophetic in some respects.

Waiting for an enterprising weapons manufacturer to release a new gun named the “Term Limit”

What’s next? Femtofunctions

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I’m fine with fewer details, 'k thanks.

To be fair, your username kind of suggests you want to look inside everything anyway

Totally valid, I love Apple trackpads, makes PC laptop trackpads pale in comparison

Having used Apple computers since the Apple II+, I think I’m allowed to say that the vast majority of Apple’s mouse designs have been utter trash. The one that I might give a pass to is the ADB Mouse 2. I’m not expecting Apple to change the habit of a lifetime by designing a comfortable mouse.

I’d forgotten all about Google+ until you made this observation