Eevee is fox
Fox is dog
Eevee is dog
Vaporeon is evolved Eevee
Vaporeon is evolved dog
Evolved dog is dog
Therefore, Vaporeon is dog

No, blue ones only!

Gah I forgot that the blue meanies had damn dogs

What like vore fiction

You know ball :)

Sorry guess again, it’s somewhere in the Middle East

Is what I would say if I was a propaganda machine

I’ll never be a football guy that’s for sure. But yeah I’m still trying to figure myself out. Nothing wrong with eccentric maturity I suppose. Still be a silly little shit but don’t overdo it?

How should I know? I live in a country where the president drowned a baby and fucked kids

Well that’s why he’s talking to us from the past. He doesn’t know we exist, he doesn’t know who he’s talking to. Technically, he isn’t even talking and this isn’t even his face. He is not just a ghost, but an abstract concept. He is a spokesthing of all soldiers, whose average experiences can all reliably be averaged out, based on the “serve and die like nothing” routine of military casualties, into being essentially a wasted life of fear and regret

So, really he isn’t dead. He isn’t alive. He is just an idea behind a picture, born from past atrocities marked by the deaths of many who wore faces much like the one that he wears here

I am, by nature, a naive and eager person. I am also on the autism spectrum

I have spent my entire life trying to feel included, trying to see the best in people and yearning for friends and good times

I’ve used my weird sense of humor, my hyper spirit, and my childlike energy, at about as late as the age of 23, to try to amuse others. And for a bit maybe I did

But now, I wish to be different. I wish to be reserved, more brooding for a change. I wish I could be less chipper and SpongeBobesque, because it’s done nothing but embarrass or hurt me

I’m turning 25 now, growing out my first beard. It’s been a couple of years since I abruptly stopped acting that way. Life feels dull now, but I still feel like if I can just prove to the world that I’m not weak and childlike, then maybe I can win in some small way

Getting an ad and being able to silence it by shoving it up my ass sounds… weirdly satisfying

Even better

Nah he’s just clueless all the time

Yes, my bad! It is true lol

They make Facebook moms look like Bill Burr. All they know is “hey look kids, I’m doing it too! Buy my stuff!”

If all it takes is one man for all men to decide “let’s dress boring now,” what does it say about those men?

Nah but even Beau Brummell’s outfit looks cute and fruity compared to modern day men’s fashion, so whoever came after him and made it even worse is equally to blame

Unexpected Mad Men

Meowschwitz