coffee instead of personality

get out of my brain.

Sorry, but you kinda got scammed on this one. You can buy a good used P6 pro for the cost of a screen replacement.

Return it if you can.

As a Michigander I am greatly offended.

I just yolo’d it through the mullet phase, then once it was long enough I trimmed everything to the same length.

It pretends to be prime and we all go along with it to avoid hurting its feeling.

They’re likely running beta or unmerged patches rather than ‘exclusive’ features.

Gender seems like more trouble than it’s worth.

I have it bound to capslock. What else am I going to use that key for?

Yakuake. <3 drop down terminals.

No and no.

It’s a video/streaming platform that pays creators fairly and doesn’t rely on ads or harvesting user info.

I’m in Arkansas

I’m sorry.

There used to be a vaccine approved for human use, but it was discontinued because it wasn’t profitable.

Yay capitalism.

First yiff is free.

dnf packages or you might get paper cuts.

🤮

apt purge snap

I can’t type dnf without thinking “did not finish.” I can’t even remember what it’s supposed to stand for anymore.

No, and I’m afraid I don’t know where I got the original image anymore.

New… memes?

Fuck that noise, post old memes!

My private teddit instance is still working for now. Probably just a matter of time before it dies though.

I’ve been getting that from some of the images on slower lemmy instances. You open an image and it loads slowly. Line. By. Line. Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the 56k days.