Grussy

AI: “Put glue in your pizza.” UN: “Ow no! It’s sentient.”

At first I was at least impressed that it came up with such a hilarious idea, but then it of course turns out (just as with the pizza glue) it just stole it from somewhere else.

Yes, and don’t forget to donate to be extra sure. Donate that little money you safe from your three sharing economy jobs (after you payed your rent to Blackstone) to the Democrats, so they can pay a consultant ghoul a six figure salary to think of a new way to market genocide denial.

And the way to change it is to Vote Vote Vote! Vote for the Democrats! This time they are really gonna do it.

Respect for turning an awful boomer meme into a reasonable programming meme with just two words.

A party is indeed the time and place where no jokes are made ever, no alcohol is involved, no cheesy flirting techniques occur, and everything is meant a 100% seriously always.

😋

Big-o’dickus

• very big
• causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)

TLDR: Overall numbers still low + higher rates of obesity compared to previous generations is a likely cause.

I wouldn’t have gotten the joke otherwise, maybe add a red circle and a laughing minion next time to be extra clear.

“We are only ‘involved’ when the victims are civilians”

Could it be that our ally is running an extermination campaign against a civilian population? No, that’s impossible. They all have to be terrorists, and contacting terrorists is against our terms of service.

It was quite clear from the beginning that people don’t want this, but I’m afraid there is a certain constituency that didn’t care, still doesn’t care, and would really like to read all of your messages. So I’d say it’s optimistic to say the fight is over.

They are not the same, the republicans are the psychopath shooting up a classroom of kids, and the democrats are the Uvalde cops tasing those that try to stop it.

Unlike congress, the senate, hell at this point even the presidency.