It’s too bad the article doesn’t mention those essays. Their own confessions seem at least somewhat relevant.

My “favorites” are the complete morons who are moving to Hurricane Alley and insist on buying beachfront property.

His campaign sign interested me enough to click.

You don’t know me, so I’ll explain: that’s a MASSIVE accomplishment, especially considering I can’t even vote for the guy

Wha… who cares. I just wish them all the luck in the world

The summary of Canadian laws regarding emigration and return is nice, but assuming these people can read is a bold editorial choice

lol I overthought the issue. I thought they had to “declare” the ingredients to some agency or something. Your answer makes too much sense, so I looked right past it. Well, thanks!

I assume the recipe doesn’t change much. How often do they need to declare the ingredients? I don’t understand how this happened in the first place.

That list is kinda valuable. Sure, it’s only 3,500 people, but they’re all gullible morons with too much money.

Well, I predict LOTS of civil wars in LOTS of places, especially as the environment collapses and basic needs aren’t met.

IMHO it’s saved by the mimosa. Throw some orange juice in that overhyped sparkling grape juice and I am IN. Great for tolerating events with people you don’t like.

“Cheryl, whose idea was this?” “A bunch of guys.”

Perfect line

True. Some of us do know how to use commas, though.

I feel sorry for the children - but only the children

Humans are slow learners. We have been doing this shit to ourselves for way too long.

Disappointing but not surprising

Chet wins

I’ve heard that, too. Maybe the soldiers should have kept their mouths shut. Why didn’t they?

While still in Ukraine, the two soldiers said in media interviews that they wanted to resettle in South Korea.

This question is 100% valid, but I really don’t want to think about it

Terrible person has an affair with another terrible person, then terrible things happen. Got it.

I’m relieved that the last word in this headline is “condiments”