1337x usually has whatever I need. Although I mostly just pirate games and the occasional movie or series. I don’t have fuck you money to run a data center in my garage

What’s wrong with driving a 98 Corolla? That was the best era for cars.

As much as I’d like to drive 90s shitboxes for the rest of my life, the cynic in me thinks we’ll see something like cash for clunkers on a global scale. It’s only a matter of time before the supply runs dry and parts become nearly impossible to find at a reasonable price

You crave my mom but the only sexual encounter you’ve had was getting raped by your dad and a pack of roided up black dudes

Learn how to swim, peter puffer

You have 2k hours in cyberpunk, you have never and will never feel the silky touch of a woman’s vagina

Do you smoke crack? Did you read your comment before you posted? You are completely and totally incoherent

Ponte las pilas papito

Yeah bro my mom’s a fat hooker bitch. You should be so proud to have conquested that big fat hooker ass

So you’re a virgin outside of maybe bagging a fat bitch or a hooker

When’s the last time you had sex?

This game is demanding enough on the Steam Deck, I wonder if it’ll even hit a stable 30 FPS on the switch

This game is gonna be a huge stinker

When I was in college, libreoffice calc was a good enough Excel alternative to get me through finance, accounting, statistics and business science. I graduated in 2020 to give you some perspective. Worst case you run a pirated Windows VM with pirated Office. Also, shame on all the downvoting fucks who probably are too privileged to have any business being on this community

I’ve been playing this port and it’s great. I’ve seen a couple of frame drops during cutscenes but aside from that no issues

There’s a lot of good advice in here. If shit hits the fan and nothing else works, you can install the repack in a Windows VM, copy the install directory to the host, and add the exe to Bottles. Easy money

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but I laughed

8 year-old me was stuck on that mission for ages, among many others. Nowadays I can reliably jump the bike up on top of the train and get it done before the end of the first tunnel

Easily San Andreas on the PS2. I still go back and play this game at least once a year

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Yeah I’ll pass