That mugshot is hilarious. You just know he was practicing in a mirror looking for something to make him look cool and defiant, and he settles on “toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you told them it’s time to get ready for bed” as his preferred expression?
Which is weird since their own book explicitly says life begins at first breath, provides instructions for a cheating detecting potion that’ll induce abortion if the woman cheated, etc
I often see people butcher the setup to this joke by asking about favorite Muppets, which makes absolutely no sense. Why would anyone question if the Count falls into the category of Muppet for the punchline?
To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.
I think the idea is intended as something like “Latin. X.”, which isn’t really any better, sounds like the monster from a racist 50s B movie or something. La-tinx is where my mind always defaults to too though
Or at least if they’re going to insist anyway go with something like latinae that vaguely follows grammatical rules and is able to be pronounced
She used to go by a hyphenated name, but Trump had one of his crying diaper baby fits that her uncle Mitt dared to do the absolute bare minimum to try hold him accountable so bullied her into dropping it.
Fact that US Republicans are mostly straight up monarchists in all but name, wanting the rapist fuckweasel to have the title of President but role of king is certainly something.
One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it’d really be at all useful), you’re essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn’t fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won’t impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to “World is already wiped out” scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.
And Agua Fria is in New Mexico. Presumably Texas Red is Texan I guess? Though he’s not exactly the hero of the story
That “Hello friend. Trouble relaxing?” Is probably the most Starfire the VA ever sounded as Bubblegum
There used to be this jalapeño strawberry energy drink I absolutely loved. Guess they discontinued it, haven’t even been able to find anyone selling online for a while
Super dumb they don’t have it by default, but there are third party projects to patch the functionality in at least
I vaguely remember 4chan figuring out something to do with which was the control and which the variable and deciding to spam solving the control correctly but the variable with some kind of nonsense (knowing 4chan probably a slur) until the system got enough confirmation that it got moved to the control group and would accept I it there
I didn’t read the sub they’d posted in initially. Was concerned
The fact that a fucking Cheney was one of the kind of sort of reasonable by comparison ones, and she was basically chased out, really says it all
Popularity of memeing on that page was high enough that they did actually reference it in canon a few times which is hilarious. There’s a continuity where one of the first times Clark meets Lex is in detention in high school Lex was there for stealing 40 cakes from the bake sale because the school wouldn’t approve his fission powered toaster science project
I don’t know, Luthor once stole forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible
Maybe John Barron, a totally real vice president of one of Trump’s companies, will come out of retirement
What about 19 years ago?